She opened with a steamy disco number, and then did a short stand-up routine, which was pretty funny. (paraphrase) “Hmmm, don’t know that song…. don’t know a lot of her songs…. well, pretty soon she’ll do the one about the train… where’s she been all these years? One word – SOCCER. I have an 11 yr old and a 13 yr old. Practice three nights a week. Three nights! A week! Games on the...








