Epic news today amongst the Mooses. Robin, aka Delswife, has escaped from Maine and is relocating to Kissimmee, Florida. Yay, Robin! Someone mentioned that they have GPS in the truck for the drive down. Ah, GPS. aka, “the bitch in the trunk” That’s what I call her. She’s just this disembodied voice that sounds impatient with you when you miss a turn “reCALculating….” She says it with a sort of flat and disgusted accent,...

